Companies Who Fooled Us With Their Deceptive Packaging
Natural Is Just Part Of The Brand Aesthetic, But It Means Nothing
This brown sugar is not at all natural, just like Khloe Kardashian. We don't know where this stuff came from, but we are very confident that writing "natural" when it isn't is against the law. The word "natural" is only part of the name and has nothing to do with the product.
Rolling Stone Presents (39 Of The) 500 Greatest Songs Of All Time
You might believe that "500 Greatest Songs of All Time" means that there are 500 songs in this book, but look in the small print. It only features 39 of the 500 songs, but they wouldn't publish it in big letters since no one would buy the book.
They probably couldn't fit all 500 songs into one book because it would be a lot of sheet music. "Read the fine print," lawyers constantly say. Now we know why. It would be sad to think that someone bought this hoping to obtain all the songs.